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Long Time Coming

by Hobgoblin

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1.
You ride down the street on your Honda, Looking a bit like Peter Fonda; As you disappear into the blue yonder, I’m left to chew, spew and ponder. When I see you smeared in leather, You could knock me over like a feather; I dream of a life together, My emotions are stretched to a tether.. Take off your jacket and your baseball cap. Jump off your saddle and leap on my lap. Gearbox Gertie, ha ha You're so dirty, oh oh Gearbox Gertie, ha ha You're so dirty, oh oh When you fly by on your wheels, You’ve no idea how my heart feels; When I see you stride by in your heels, The blood in my veins congeals. You’re an goddess on rubber and chrome, I can’t wait to take you home; No matter where my mind doth roam, My words for you would fill a tome. Take off your jacket and your baseball cap. Jump off your saddle and leap on my lap. Gearbox Gertie, ha ha You're so dirty, oh oh Gearbox Gertie, ha ha You're so dirty, oh oh Gearbox Gertie, ha ha You're so dirty, oh oh Gearbox Gertie, ha ha You're so dirty, oh oh
2.
My body is a shrine, I will not abuse it The world is a time bomb, I want to diffuse it A jockey killed at the races is the news I want to hear I’m an eco-fascist as Martyrdom draws near! Vegans in Furs Vegans in Furs Vegans in Furs Vegans in Furs If we keep on killing whales think of all the plankton we’ll save Mr. Huntsman have a care I might ravage your grave Let’s raid the mink farm let the poor blighters go To savage on the sheep around and let the poor grass grow! Vegans in Furs Vegans in Furs Vegans in Furs Vegans in Furs No ham, no pork, no meat for me Organic rice and tofu I’ll live till eighty-three All these cigarettes I smoke leave me short of breath If the smokin’ don’t kill me I’ll drink myself to death! Vegans in Furs Vegans in Furs Vegans in Furs Vegans in Furs
3.
Uncle Jack 01:32
When my daddy went away, Uncle Jack came to stay; And my mummy acted funny, Told me to go out and play. Don’t be rude to Uncle Jack! Don’t you ever answer back! Don’t you stare and don’t you swear! Don’t be rude to Uncle Jack! He slept in my mummy’s room, It smelt of sweat and old perfume; Lots of groans, lots of moans, The bed springs played a merry tune. Don’t be rude to Uncle Jack! Don’t you ever answer back! Don’t you stare and don’t you swear! Don’t be rude to Uncle Jack! He bought my mummy treats, Every day she washed the sheets; I don’t mind, he’s so kind, He gave me a bag of sweets. Don’t be rude to Uncle Jack! Don’t you ever answer back! Don’t you stare and don’t you swear! Don’t be rude to Uncle Jack!
4.
Jet Stream 02:34
It’s been raining non stop since the beginning of May God will have a shock when he sees His water bill Lightning splinters the sky and the thunder applauds Water level is rising above my windowsill! Hey! Mr. Weatherman! You didn’t tell me that! You let me down you left me flat! The ridge of high pressure that was not to be Next time. I’ll stay indoors! It won’t matter to me! Temperature is rising it’s ninety degrees Tiny beads of sweat drip from my nose The ‘Rain Stopped Play’ card is gathering dust My garden is dying and I can’t use my hose! Hey! Mr. Weatherman! You didn’t tell me that! You let me down you left me flat! The ridge of high pressure that was not to be Next time. I’ll stay indoors! It won’t matter to me! The forecast is for snow but I see no gritter Hey! Where’s my sleigh? Let’s go berserk! There’s twelve inch drifts and my car is buried What a good excuse not to go to work! Hey! Mr. Weatherman! You didn’t tell me that! You let me down you left me flat! The ridge of high pressure that was not to be Next time. I’ll stay indoors! It won’t matter to me!
5.
Great Man 02:19
Have you heard the news? Death of a world figure Such spirit and passion No one’s heart was bigger Tributes come in From countries far away All world leaders rise They speak up and say What a Great Man What a Great Man he was What a Great Man What a Great Man he was What a Great Man What a Great Man he was What a Great Man What a Great Man he was Such hypocrisy! All this false flattering When he was alive He had a political battering Why must he die To receive any praise? Let him rest in Peace Away from hostile gaze! What a Great Man What a Great Man he was What a Great Man What a Great Man he was What a Great Man What a Great Man he was What a Great Man What a Great Man he was Have you heard the news? Death of a world figure Such spirit and passion No one’s heart was bigger Why must he die To receive any praise? Let him rest in Peace Away from hostile gaze! What a Great Man What a Great Man he was What a Great Man What a Great Man he was What a Great Man What a Great Man he was What a Great Man What a Great Man he was
6.
DJ Shithead 01:41
I’m a God robed in leather I’m a genius I’m divine I splice old records together And add a bass line I call myself a musician ‘Cos I make people dance I’m in a wealthy position I always demand an advance I’m DJ Shithead I’m DJ Shithead I’m DJ Shithead I’m DJ Shithead I don’t know chords or doh ray me Gimme more some champagne I steal other people’s melodies And live tax-free in Spain! Gimme dough! Gimme bread! I got gold dust on my teeth My name is DJ Shithead I’m a musical thief! I’m DJ Shithead I’m DJ Shithead I’m DJ Shithead I’m DJ Shithead
7.
Experts 01:37
F.T. Index is on the increase Listen to what those assholes say! We’re another step nearer nuclear peace Listen to what those assholes say! The price of property is on the way up Listen to what those assholes say! United to beat Rovers again in the cup Listen to what those assholes say! They think they know it all Letters after their names One day they’ll stumble and fall Hold their heads in shame There’s been a rise in juvenile crime Listen to what those assholes say! We should meet the deadline ahead of time Listen to what those assholes say! Wet and windy weather will spread form the west Listen to what those assholes say! It looks like we’re coming off second best Listen to what those assholes say! They think they know it all Letters after their names One day they’ll stumble and fall Hold their heads in shame
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No Jeans 01:31
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52nd State 01:38
A land of a proud history, Of legend, myth and mystery; Uncle Sam eyeing us like a vulture, We blindly absorb their culture. This is our fate….52nd state It’s all too late…..52nd state A prairie dog caught in a trap, Digging, digging at the gap; Its snout appears under the fence, We’ll soon be buying candy with cents! This is our fate….52nd state It’s all too late…..52nd state New World gave us trick or treat, Whatever’, ‘awesome’ and ‘neat’; Blessed us with post match stats, And reversible baseball hats. This is our fate….52nd state It’s all too late…..52nd state Becoming more American 24/7, Bound to the mourning of 9/11; Would we grieve a plane crash in Berlin, Or Toronto or Beijing? This is our fate….52nd state It’s all too late…..52nd state

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released June 14, 2014

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Chris - Drums
Dave - Guitar & backing vocals
Liam - Bass & backing vocals
Phil - Vocals

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